So there is a chick dressed up in a vagina costume handing out free condoms next to the dude handing out free Bibles and preaching about sin. I love college.
Her boobs looked like leather oven mitts. No more cougar hunting for awhile.
this chick on a show just showed her boobs and let some guy paint them others asked why she did it and her reply i quote "i was bored" why dont chicks get bored more often
do people really wait til 5 oclock to start drinking in real life?
halloween is SO much better on drugs, why didn't anyone let us know about this when we were kids
I am omw to AA Fellowship by the sea w Jenny and a stripper who just paid for our jetski with 85 $1 bills
After you threw up you would repeatedly say "napkin" like a siren until somebody got you a fucking napkin.
I just got attacked by a swarm of butterflies. Nothing is okay anymore.
My mother just made an innapropriate gesture with a cucumber while grocery shopping at whole foods... Then she said "bitches love cucumbers" and all this time i thought i was adopted
Yeah. Still not happy that my prof saw a picture of my vag.
We tried to do sophisticated last night, but our low class kept shining through.
Today I learned that when you lick a mans butthole, you get wined and dined at a nice french restaurant.
My mom just asked me about the teeth marks on my headboard..
Woke up with a throbbing vagina and a lesbian in my bed. Then for the hell of it we had morning sex. Definitley bisexual now
If I told the doordash driver it's national nudity day, think he'd still report me for being topless at the door?
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