No. I still stand by my previous statement that nachos and tequila is the breakfast of champions.
she's into porn, im staying here tonight
he yelled 'rock me amadeus!' when he came
i love that song!
NOT THE POINT
The drunk teletubby stumbling out of the place tipped me off..
For some reason I have a hard time believing getting drunk and recreating a movie about singing transvestites is ever very far from a situation you're in.
I'm gonna be a few minutes late, some asshole just fell off the ferry so we had to stop.
They were picking gravel out of my face for an hour. I think I took more out of the road than the road did of me.
Barfights against pavement aren't genrally won by people. Props.
well the blowjob for study guide exchange was a success.
Do you think wearing a shirt that says I like penis is too much for tonight?
Oddly enough I feel totally fine now. Clonazapam and red bull the breakfast of champions.
Nothing says "forever alone" like receiving a friendship bracelet from your parents.
But I mean how many guys can say they get blow jobs and grilled cheese with football
OK BUT WHO THE FUCK FORGTS A LIVE CHICKEN IN MY HOUSE
He fucked the hangover right out of me. That good.
Why do so many fanfic writers want to see hockey players get pregnant?
Randomize
