I think we need to take a brake
What upsets me the most about that is that you spelt it 'brake'
the stripper made me go home becuz she had to take her kid to a birthday party in the morning
at a bar and heard one girl tell another her tampon string was showing she goes i dont want it in anymore anyways. then proceeds to pull out her tampon in the middle of the bar and leave it on a plate. ewwww
taking a shot every time they compare curling to a real sport
I woke up with a crunchy, pink Pepto streak through my hair, no recollection of the last 6 hours of my night and the feeling that all the hotel's staff knew me on a first name basis.
We met at my place after separate parties but the condom wrapper was red with hearts and said love. Does that count as a romantic date?
he told me he expects me to keep the fangs on when i go down on him. presumptuous, yes, but man after my own heart.
I judge a person on how well they respect their vaginas... I can tell by the lack of respect she has for hers I dislike her.
Hey, I didn't ask that stripper to put her unds in my mouth, it was just covered by the plus package fee I ordered.
she scratched her sororities letters into my back when she was done. i think i was part of some sick game. sick twisted sexy game
So I commented on one of his pictures "who do I have to give a full effort blow job to, to get the Ides of March movie poster behind you" he responded with a number that wasn't his. I still texted it. I love that movie.
Just come home. We will have sex and Taco Bell. I'm feeling wild, I put on temporary tattoos.
He's got a british accent, a tounge ring, and he's wearing an eye patch... Of corse I'm fucking him
I don't know how I got home but I'm pretty sure the guy in my closet had something to do with it
I was pretty sure he wouldn't be into me after I fucked his brother, and then his best friend, and yet, here I am doing lines off his stomach
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