So how come you never look me in the eyes anymore when we make love?
Just saw a white stretch Hummer limo outside of CiCi's pizza. Way to live up to the stereotypes, Alabama.
I poured myself a glass of chocolate chips at some point during the evening.
Exactly, finding that perfect flask to come with you on all your adventures is like finding the perfect wedding dress. You have to feel it.
You had us pull over so you could pee, you proceeded to pee in some random persons front yard while yelling "im not ashamed"
I'm more concerned with the fact that he was UNconcerned that live poultry could peck him in the nutsack @ any moment of sex
He handled me like a finger puppet on crack... Time to ice the vagina, I'd like to sit down sometime today.
When I realised he had a girlfriend I just started telling them about my ex and how I write poetry about him. Which I then read to them. They just gave me pity looks and left me to finish my spliff alone.
How do I explain the handcuffs and tanning goggles on our living room floor? There's rope too. The cats love the rope.
I woke up to him yelling "WHO SLEEPS WITH A BEER IN THEIR HAND?!?" this of course, startled me awake and made me spill the aforementioned beer. So I guess the a answer is- not this girl, not anymore. Asshole
The penis is a tricky weapon to use. When using it as leverage you have to make it seem emotional. I'd rather use it as a club sometimes.
After you tried speaking to him in whale you asked if you could see his "blow hole." That's how bad it was.
You are the tramp this city needs, but not the one it deserves.
GOOD MORNING. Have you seen the Avenger vibrators?
Are you still in his room?
Nope, yogged home at 8 am with one shoe on.
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