I am at a 420 party and i just told a girl "hey, less not getting donuts, more getting donuts"(1-855): and did she get any doughnuts?
No. I am devastated
SECOND walk of shame from the westside Hilton, SECOND foreign family w kids staring at me in my dress, glitter purse, spiky heels and booze breath. I said I was going to church. More confusion.
GO HOME AND LIKE EVERYTHING ON COLT'S FACEBOOK UNTIL 2007.
Wtf it's a Friday night?
PRIORITIZE.
I feel that the whole multiple orgasm thing is god's way of saying "sorry for the childbirth deal"
Sometimes I kiss girls just to make them shut up.
Theres a fat guy wearing a speedo. Someone just got puked on, and didnt even react. Whats happening?
I figured, if I'm going to wear a gold cape its pretty safe to assume I'll be blacking out as well.
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You. Win. At. Life.
You. Me. A bottle of Vodka. The wilderness.
But I was triple fisting doubles, that's bound to be a good time. Might have a broken collarbone though.
Wrote my name backwards on the test and asked for extra credit points. Late start booze days are my new favorite thing.
Holy fucking shit the worst thing for a hangover ever--A FUCKING BOLLYWOOD MOVIE BLARING IN CLASS
Holy shit, add "successfully got stoned secretly at a party where a cop was" to my list of accomplishments.
I hate who I am becoming
I think of it as growth but I also hate who I am becoming as well
someone is getting fuckign RAWDOGGED on this campus as we speak and it makes me FURIOUS
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