so it turns out you can rearrange the letters in "scottsdale" to spell "milf city." who knew?
it sounds like her vocal chords are covered in pudding and rocks. come get me.
can you buy anything in the cafeteria for less than $2? I spent the last of my laundry money on a chia pet
She used my dick as a microphone to sing "any way you want it" I'm in love.
when she started singing "you look better when im drunk" to my cat i realized it was time to take her home
I had to have the lights off to hide my face. I was laughing so hard I almost peed in her mouth
No I'm not coming over. That Bob Ross drinking game is too intense.
God damn him and his understanding ways and little hip muscle things.
told our landlord the hole in the wall was from your head during drunk sex..
how did he take it?
not as well as i would have thought
She was giving me head while we were in my tree house, my mom then came out to let the dog out so she stopped so I would stop groaning, was it good? You tell me
I only see on penis in this picture but I assume there is another lurking out of sight.
No other awkward car ride can beat the one you give your drug dealer home.
You should not have followed "the guy who peed in my bed" with "he smells good."
Woke up at noon, still drunk, naked, with another girl next to me. When she wakes up, I'm gonna have my SECOND lesbian experience with her. How's your 2015 going?
omg last night while walking home from your house I stole a seatless bike and carried it into my next door neighbors kitchen.. we just looked It up online it's an antique and worth $500 dollars
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