I can't watch pbs sober anymore
Is there a reason "Call me when you're legal" is written on my arm? I'm 22..
so the sex was amazing up until the point where she said "wow, you're even better than your dad!"
Clearly I made an impression.
Or at least your vagina did.
STOP CALLING ME LADY CHLAMYDIA
yeah, but the first step is admitting you have a problem, the next step is kidnapping him
she tends to only attract lesbians and homeless men
Oh my god. My pre-date bowl for nerves tuned into "I'm too high for this date" he kept talking about trucks and I couldn't stop making racial slurs.
Reached a new low. Drinking Wine from my thermos while on the stair master.
if you just come over, i will entertain you
arguing about the color of your bong does not count as entertainment
I had to break up with him he didn't understand my priorities. I'm sorry but Saturday nights are for pot and Doctor Who. I'm not going to change who I am.
fuck it. im taking monday off to do some Jagering.
to answer your questions bluetooth, 30ft, like a tampon, ask her, her idea, got tired of trying to find her in crowed clubs
It was extremely weird and uncomfortable mid blow job she looks up and says " tell me Simon Cowell makes your dick hard"
Do you think it's my receding hair line that makes all the milfs attracted to me??
Randomize