Don't be scared. It'll feel very good. And you'll be clean afterwards. I'm growling right now.
Yep Great. Apparently I didn't just say things once that night. Drink. Yell. Repeat.
U also mentioned u werent wearing any underwear hahahaha
she must've caught on when i went out for a "run" in jeans and a sweatshirt and came back holding a McDonalds bag and smelling like pot.
I have the Lakers game on, but all I can think about is having sex with you. Not sure what you've done here.
oh awks just saw the head of medical staff who I punched the bottle of wine at
This is now the friendly bartender typing for him. He wants to be on you. He is going to "destroy your vagina". Good luck and sorry if this woke you up!
Just don't eat pie out of the sink. It's a real blow to the self esteem.
It would be like if I said I had the cure for cancer and my explanation was I like turtles.
I've been to his house multiple times since that night and I STILL can't find my bra. And he says the hot tub ate my thong.
Just want to apologize again for asking to spot your form in the shower.
We met up and made out in front of an empanada spot, if that's not romance then idk what is.
I have a sixth sense for large penises and lack of morals
I put the area codes from ludacris' "area codes" into our expensive data visualization software at work, it's been a productive day
Well drunk me was looking out for sober me again, hid the beer and bought another case for me
He made me pay for half of dinner. Fucking feminist revolution.
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