Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
She just squirted all over my face. then laughed at me and took a pic
home. puking in laundry basket.
It's 3am, i just got back from ht e bars and registered for classes larteeeeee. History of baseball at 8am? at least ill meet the only stragiht gusy at NYU!
I was just informed that you are the reason for my 2 missing front teeth.
Remembering I sold my brand new Blackberry to a stranger for a few pints = Worst night of my life. Now to work out what I did with my shoes.
She roared AMY HORNEY and hulk hoganed her shirt off. Fuckin marriage time bro
On a scale of 1-10 how seriously are we considering being sugar babies?
I'm about a 7.95
I think I'll bring the beer we scavenged from that other party. What goes around comes around, especially when it's Corona because that shit is not staying in my fridge
My backyard is filled with beer cans. You idiots turned our backyard into a redneck ball-pit
Yea... The gym isn't gunna happen today... When I was drunk last night I tried to prove I could front flip off the wheel cover of a semi... I fucked up my shoulder pretty bad... It was more of a roll
I stirred my drink with a butcher knife. His roomate keeps giving me dirty looks
Like what do you want from me
You kept sacrificing me last night. You would just yell out "Virgin Sacrifice!!" and then throw me into a circle of men.
we had a "who's sex playlist is better?" fight.....
I told my mom that I might be hungover today so she needs to make me an omelet.. it happened and I'm happy
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