Enough with studying for finals. Time to put that my little pony coloring book to use.
I just made princess spaghettios..and I wonder why she broke up with me for not being mature enough.
You know you are bi when you flip between the NFL Network and LOGO.
you only had a canadian ten, but you said it was all good cuz you would just by molson.
I probably wouldn't hook up with him if I had to deal with more than his penis. i think cumulatively we are up to a minute of actual conversation this week.
I really shouldn't have to apologize. It was your own damn fault for opening a tab at the bar and telling me about it.
The beers last night were like the tears from god
Let's discuss options later this evening. I'll draw out said options and compare and contrast the "accessibility" of the costume for quickies. Because you never know. Halloween is full of surprises. I'll also compare practicality, level of skank, and creative features.
OH MY GOD DO YOU REMEMBER WISHBONE? DO YOU REMEMBER THAT LITTLE BITCH? WHAT'S THE STORY WISHBONE
For once I am not in the mood. My vagina is good with life at the moment.
The apocalypse has arrived.
I unknowingly motorboated my boyfriend's ex-gf last night. Yay me!
Do you think it's wrong for me to hop on that dick before he realizes that he's gay?
Guys are like someone else's baby; i'll play with them but if responsibility is involved i'll hand them off.
on the bright side i found your panties and the lid to the nutella
You had a good week dude, you bought a motorcycle and a beer bong with ur parents money, missed 2 classes, and ran from security twice, good first 2 days to college
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