Ha. No worries! So loud here &god I love drag queens! How does it happen, the congealing?
turns out I still hate jay leno...even at 10pm.
you announced to the whole room that instead of shaving you were planning to start straightening and then braiding your pubes. awkward silence followed by everyone leaving.
we just stared at taco bell's menu on the website for 2 hours
The lack of respect you have for your penis baffles me. I'd rather rub my ball sack on public toilet seats than stick my dick in some of those girls.
A simple 'no' would have sufficed
If she wants to think that freshman 15 means sleeping with 15 guys than so be it I just gotta make sure I'm one of them.
I feel the need to point out that one of the items on my to-do list for the day is "don't throw up" I have no concept of normal
He gets a blow job and all I get is a huge scar on my arm ... how is this fair?
My vagina would be awesome. I would be the most popular girl in the village.
drinking from the bathtub cause I'm too lazy to walk downstairs and too thirsty to care
I brought ur friend Scotty home... He started rubbing my crotch then fell down and passed out in front of the microwave
Not saying puking on the side of a cab was how I imagined freshman year of med school but...
you know, i'm always afraid you're going to think i only want you for sex because i only text you when i'm horny
speaking of, guess what i'm thinking about
And I woke up by myself with peanut butter.. Cool
We’ve got a propane heater on our back porch if you want to come over and eat a McRib in peace
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