i keep myself tagged when other girls look bad/ugly so i look better
have you ever been in a public bathroom and someone walked in, and you played "Fat or Crying" based on her breathing?
everyone knows that carl winslow was the sexiest man in die hard.
It wasn't a wasted relationship. I got road-head in an Escalade. I still keep that with me.
Only way we know if he truly fits in is if we spill straight vodka on the floor and his first instinctnis to lick it up. Otherwise, gameover.
You crawled everywhere and rolled in ice cream. No more vodka for a month.
There is a hatefuck that has the destruction level of an atom bomb raging through my viens just aching to vaporize her.
It was a fight. Me vs nature and drunkenness. And nature won. Big time.
Stop touching yourself.
Wtf!?!?!?! Did you install a camera???
She just got on the scale. frowned, got off and took off her pants and then got back on
Just scratched my head and I basically rained glitter.
i dont think sending her flowers will make her forgive you running over her foot.
While buying Plan B the lady at the counter looked at me and said hope you have a successful night as I walked away in shame
and please, if you feel the urge to call me crying tomorrow night, do so. i will be home bored and sober.
I just got yelled at by a stripper for being a tease.
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