Donna and I are betting on whether or not you are going to cheat on your boyfriend tonight....I said you wouldnt do it.
You might as well just give her the money now.
ok so i jsut did the walk of shame with this random guy that i had sex with at the hotel party, and the lady at the front desk said "wow you're just now leavin?"
is there an easy way to say "i didnt plan on sleeping with you until i saw how drunk you were" ?
I actually kind of like the booze poos. It's like a colon cleanse. I feel skinnier.
Let's get back to talking about you giving me a blow job.
You got cut off after you tried to make the dog funnel moscato.
I demand visitation hours with the duck.
Why isn't there a sort by hair color option on Facebook? It would make stalking much easier.
I can't tell you what you just drank, that would ruin the point of Mystery Monday.
He bought the 12 pack of condoms. I take that as a sign of serious commitment.
I met his parents. We played twister. My boob popped out.
he tried to have the "are we in a relationship" chat last night. I stuck my fingers in my ears, yelled lalalalalala very loudly at him and told him I would stop having sex with him if he ever tried that conversation again. bad person, or just being a realist?
I can't tell if my heart is fluttering because I love him... or if it's palpitating from all the coke.
We couldnt find you anywhere and when you finally answered your phone all you said was "im safe"
There was puke outside of my classroom and lecture was half empty. Damn thirsty thursday is intense
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