Her eyes are really red like she jus got out of the hospital and shes coughing ...80 ppl at her school do have swine flu dude
So your saying just a blow job?
Hey. I found $5 in quarters from one of those state quarter collection books. I'm using it for food tomorrow.
Calling yourself a modern day Geisha doesn't justify being a whore.
You tried to tell her that the salad was an afrodisiac then proceeded to stroke yourself with the feather duster
I think you blew our chances when you yelled "YOU SLUTS COMING TO THE TITTIE BAR?" in their face
is he the 3rd person to bang everyone in our group?
you were exchanging tortilla chips with the guy at the next table, telling him your table was given the "big chips" because it was your 21st birthday
I complimented him on his choice of carpeting while he was humping me.
What if we made a bunch of weed butter and then poured the butter into tiny rectangular molds and then chilled it so it was solid again and then wrapped it with the tin foil wrapping from restaurant butter and then left them at restaurants and wreaked utter havoc.
there is a guy passed out on top of me and i don't know what to do. help if you're awake? was anyone anyone expecting someone? maybe he found the wrong room?
we played a my little pint drinking game. It was awesome.
When i was tripping hard i was banging Jeff's roommate and her room turned into Hogwarts
Also when we were banging i thought my high school librarian was perched up on top of the stereo like a gargoyle but it ended up just being her cat
Afternoon delight is playing while I take a shit at mcdonalds
I just put on my bra while peeing. I fear this will be my big achievement of the day.
wheres my face? and why is my pocket so big?
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