Soo....this goes on the list of odd coincidences. My gyno calls me while I'm going at it, leaves me a message. I check it later... thank God I tested negative.
I am 100% positive that I have seen a porno that was shot in this bar.
all i know is that i listed him in my phone as 'vagina cookies.' that can only be a good thing.
Throwing up so forcefully that toilet water hits you in the face is not what the Pilgrims and Indians had in mind for this holiday
He went down on me while I had rollers in my hair. I've never felt more like a lady.
Is it wrong I want to seduce my ex to prove the point to his current gf he's an ass?
Guess I was throwing darts at a patrons head last night, lol! Black out
There's a ton of international students in my suite and I'm just sitting in this chair with no pants on eating frosted flakes
My stripper pole led lights flash with the sound so it's awsome with music
Why was I drunk tweeting incorrect Beyonce lyrics last night?
Have 7 min to kill while I wait for liquor store to open. Feels really awkward.
I am buying anal lube, an enema, and a bag of kit kats. What part of this is compelling the Walgreens woman to tell me to "be well".
I'm not snubbing your weed I just had a really important rack of ribs to get home to
I'm still alive btw, in case you were worried about my well being.
You had a 45min conversation with the Ronald McDonald statue I have the video to prove it
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