the only thing i knew about you is that u dated jordan and were potentially interested in a threesome
Braces and a neon one piece. She looks 15.
i'm in love
We need to either start getting drunk more often or one of us need to start doin drugs
Wtf? Why?
I want awesome conversations to show the world.
Ive created a fbook group called "threesome" and invited two girls. Im not going to say a word and just see what happens.
Do you remember using the heel of your shoe as a shish kabob stick? You offered me some chicken, but I declined.
I've never seen a grown man cry so much after getting jerked off by a stripper. I say it's the best $600 he ever spent.
I find it very uncomfortable that I need to ask you to stop sending me pictures of your stomach
I wish there were birth control emojis
do you know how much drugs we can buy now that you got that raise at work
I don't want to tell anyone! People who sleep with senators either end up in porn or guantanamo
I miss the good ol days when id just come home from school and thered be a costco size box of condoms on my bed.
my parents really loved me back then.
If your plan is to re-bang every girl you banged in high school - you're gonna need a spread sheet and clip board.
I fucked him while wearing his hat. I love the navy
He called me kiddo. We can't have sex
I should probably eat a Plan B. Pill for breakfast. Happy Halloween.
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