it wouldnt have been so bad but she still had the cowboy hat on when my mom walked in
so I told him I hadn't been laid since Bush was president. Right after he cums, he says "Welcome to the Obama Administration".
You know your from las vegas when the girl on the stage in the strip club was in my US gov class senior year
When did you hit me on the head with a stool?
Dnt forget 40 tuesday,dress nice! Like job interview nice, like funeral nice, like a couple muhfuckas sittin on their lawn drinkin forties on a tuesday nice!
I dunno. Last time I went there I had got sexually propositioned by a Belgian prince.
You get drunk and try to bury your girlfriend in the sand JUST ONCE and all hell breaks loose
In other news it turns out I like Heineken.. In a desert island kind of way
Are you coming to class or was the dick pic this morning your way of saying not today?
I bought a vibrating wall dildo with my tax return. You?
😂😂😂 what are we doing to these poor guys?!
Maintaining the status quo.
I don't know what that means. Any of it. BUT I will be at your house at 10:20 and you better be ready to get high as balls.
But I only have 2 emotions angry and horny
Can you dump a guy for having pierced nipples or is that shallow?
You know the story of the boner party, right? They got stuck in the mountains and ate each other?
It was the Donner party... boner party was the porn version...
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