We just picked up about 540 lbs of women....
he called me a worthless slut and then went 2 the bathroom 2 pee on the floor before leavin. but he was really hot and he left his jacket, should i call him?
He had an itunes playlist named "def not Glee season 1" which contained all of Glee season 1
i jus dunped the rest of my drink down the sink and tool my bra off. pretty sure this is the best decision for everybody.
It was tug of war between me and the cop. He wanted the beer, I wanted the coozie.
Just so you know, this text is a buffer between the two guys I'm sexting. Can't get that shit messed up.
What can I say? I like my food like I like my women, not entirely fucked by our contemporary world.
so the photographer said "let's get a picture of the cousins" so we posed together, and then he said " lets get a picture of the couples" So we posed together.
I guess I was trying to make a cheese sandwich, I had to change my sheets cuz I slept on it and the cheese melted all over me, Dave, and my bed
You screamed "I NEED TO GET THE WHOLE SET!" and then proceeded to try touching everyone's balls in the room
When did angry sex become our thing?
She just walked up to him and was like "you should fuck Angela" and it worked! She is the ultimate wingman
he can suck his own dick, i cant compete with that
What type of bandaid should I use on my clit
After the 2nd person threw up, you told us that your 'mint shooters' were just shots of mint mouthwash
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