Hope the move went well! I'll miss you!
you are a cunt and I hated living with you and your skeezy boyfriend.Just thought I'd get that out there.
She's hot and she went to Notre Dame. I want to fuck the Catholic right out of her
Nob stitches i do do not bleed anymorr!
We are brilliant. We call it the pint walk. Killing a pint of vodka while we walk from cleveland park to dupont. just making mama proud
There is no way he is gay with that hair.
the red, white, and blue power rangers were all also in the porn buisness, good bye childhood
I'm starting to have hip problems from having my legs spread too often.
I almost punched the night nurse in her face. I woke up and she was standing over me.
I just pulled a handful of rice out of my pocket.
Currently in the bathroom stall of a gay bar in new haven giving myself an anti throw up pep talk
Hatred of squirrels is the least of my hereditary problems.
Apparently I give handjobs in my sleep. So that's interesting.
Also, fucking on half deflated air mattresses is a great full body work out.
Holy shit last night was like the irresponsible Olympics for me
So. Um. Hypothetically speaking...how would one get a squirrel out of the house?
Randomize
