Crown is evil. It plays hide and seek with my morals
then he said "your boobs looked so much bigger on girls gone wild"
I forgot about that,good spring break.
been home a week and haven't blacked out yet. i miss college
Why did you put hummus in my pillow case?
Totally. Bang on. He'll be fine. He might cry into your perfect tits once in a while, but that's the price ya pay.
I tried snowmobiling at 2 am. I broke my glasses. You're right. Things do get out of control.
I set up her keyboard so that no matter what she does, it will open up RedTube. Click and command Q all you like, its going to porn. No I play the waiting game
Yeah when we were together he never sent me dick pics like a normal boyfriend. It was always pizzas. That should've been my sign.
You suck at answering, but you did manage to avoid a fun conversation about hemorrhoids. So maybe you're great at answering.
Yeah, tell that to my thumb. Cause it was up my ass all night waiting for you.
YOU CAN'T GET A TATTOO BECAUSE OF KPOP FANFICTION. THAT'S NOT HOW LIFE WORKS
It's going to turn into you and me throwing down in a devastating lip-synch battle while everyone else stands around awkwardly.
The adults are the big ones right?
She was so happy for me that she insisted I fuck her with my Bills jersey on. THAT ACCOMMODATING
Never going back to jail again. Only time in my life I've ever had a wet dream about jerking it...
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