absolutely 100% incorrect. and i love you more you silk skinned goddess
they say Disney World is the happiest place on Earth. It's a close second to the Super 8 on route 18. That place holds some great memories.
Soo....this goes on the list of odd coincidences. My gyno calls me while I'm going at it, leaves me a message. I check it later... thank God I tested negative.
Everything we own is covered in grass and KY
You know you are bi when you flip between the NFL Network and LOGO.
I just wasted my iTunes Gift Card on a season pass for Hannah Montana. Bad decision?
You came on your own forehead. Just wanted to remind you that.
i think i am going to devote my summer to making my cats internet celebrities
Human Centipede: The Drinking Game. This is non-negotiable. First one to pass out the rest of us get to FEEEEED THEM!
last thing I remember was someone walking in on me sitting in the bathtub listening and singing along to Britney spears "Till the world ends" on repeat.
It's like the bat signal. He only texts me when I'm naked.
Would I do it again? Probably not but still,I don't regret a single ratchet thing I've done in college.
Failing this, see a doctor for elephant tranquillisers, to be taken with whiskey orally, twice at dawn.
Also I've decided to start stealing shot glasses after I do the shots. You in?
Do you think Root Touch Up or Just for Men would work better on pubes?
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