I wanna bring you to show and tell
She'll never know what hit her
I dunno. Girls tend to recognize ball-to-chin contact.
AIM automatically accepts video chats on my laptop. I found this out when I got a text from Jacob after my first attempt at drunk lesbian sex saying, "I'd give it a 7. You need to work on your positioning." I think I'm single now.
Im rethinking drunk tuesdays. Also rethinking ovaries.
It was one of those "since we're naked anyway" type situations
so the party was at my house but some how i ended up being the only one who slept outside
So I'm seriously debating forwarding these sexts to his horse faced new gf including the ones that say he still loves me... but I still need his check to clear... decisions decisions
So much to do, haven't done anything except hook up with sailors and work on my tan.
No one suspects that a sweet girl who is excited about her anniversary with her bf just blew her partner at work in a communal area a few hours ago, so its cool.
Kyle's mobile fuck service..... Kinda has a nice ring to it don't you think??
On duty sugar tits. A Marine never abandons his post to take nudi pics.
Mom just told me I need to start having sex.
Hey, I found that piece of pizza you lost in my bed last night. Never again...
So I had this brilliant idea that I would sleep in all sorts of sweatpants and sweatshirts... Apparently I thought I could "sweat" off the drunk in my sleep and that it would make me feel better when I woke up
can you bring the lube to algebra tomorrow
Randomize
