You Definitely drank the goldfish bowl like it was a giant margarita
omg, I know. It's so embarrassing that we've both had his penis in parts of our bodies
Hey a mouth doesn't really count. A vagina counts more.
Someone just pulled taco bell tacos out of their purse in class....2 problems with here. 1) this class is nutrition 2) taco bell is not open this early.
We have to give a final comment in english, i think i might say "i learned it's a bad idea to make out with people in your classes who have girlfriends."
Can you come get Dustin he's putting taco bell fire sauce on cigarettes trying to light them again.
He's going to be my graduation present to myself.
You were walking away to pee and as you were undoing your belt you looked at me and said "the belt is off. the game is on. Remever that."
I'm turning twenty & the only honorable way to exit my teens is by slapping the fuck outta the bag. You better be in.
He sent me a selfie with his cat. He has found a way to my heart. And pants.
i don't know how to react to you in a diaper crying and calling a football 'sadie'.
According to timehop today marks the 3rd anniversary of my 1st blackout
So the other day we finished having sex and he literally said "what are we going to do about your vagina?" Like, I hadn't even dismounted him yet.
I don't know how I got home but I'm pretty sure the guy in my closet had something to do with it
I went to finger her and found a penny. I think ill keep it.
You can accomplish quite a bit with a can do attitude and a well placed ice cube.
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