i just realized how high i was when i was screaming red light challenge at the top of my lungs and am watching it alone
Just boiled hotdogs in bongwater. NOT a good idea.
puked in the new hous. now it's officially home.
i feel like a lion cub that has been breast fed for years, and mom has left, and now i have to learn how to hunt on my own
Apparently I had an idea for a cooking show and then proceeded to throw cookies at people.
She swung at the pinata with crutches
We waved. But it was a "let's hook up" wave.
Witnessing a crazy lady on the bus screaming about how romney is one of the four horsemen of the apocalypse.
That sad moment when even your drug dealer lands a summer internship and you don't...
just found out I was hugging strangers at the bar last night. there's photographic evidence. I know none of them
Don't act like you're not jealous that I disappeared into the closet to blow my husband. Marriage = all the cock I want.
I think we need a list of things that are automatic NO's for dating a guy. Married, definitely a no now
Random one night stand with a guy that had a USA tattoo on his ass. Can't possibly get more American than that
See this is where I mess up.. I get distracted by the option of consistent sex and free beer
You've been inside me, dude. There's no such thing as TMI.
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