I hate this i feel like im wasting my youth here. I should be off hooking up with boys around the world and having awkward next morning convos in different languages!!
hes 24 and dating a highschool junior and keeps saying how happy he is. happy about what? her ACT score??
I couldn't tell if he was hitting on me or if he was just mentally challenged.
masturbating while the coffee brews is the new power nap
woke up on the kitchen floor in the recovery position. at least drunk me remembered sober me's emt training
I hope you realize, I'm counting on you as my wingman next semester. It's your turn to advertise another man's penis. I did my tour all freshman year.
I have an explanation for how we got this drunk this fast... but you wont like it. We are officially in complete liver failure.
This is going to be the summer remembered forever as the giant 3 month long mushroom trip.
I think he is probably a psycho that will eventually murder me but i mean the sex last time was AWESOME.
Nhl reached an agreement. I plan on getting me some celebratory sex from a hockey player.
The sound of my own breathing is making my head throb. That hungover.
When did angry sex become our thing?
Last night's dream consisted of you, me, a sauce pan full of cocaine and light sabers. I almost cried when I woke up.
I want to be her friend more than I want to fuck her boyfriend.
You took off your shirt and pulled out a bottle of cherry uv and a slushee. That's when I knew you came to party
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