Laziness has reached now heights if you too unmotivated to buy pot
shes got a 6th sense for me cheating...the the hailey joel osmound of me getting bjs
you told me heaven would be the 3 of us at Moe's forever and every hot girl that walked in would ask us to play stone face
i dont think my parents would of encouraged me to save years of birthday money if they knew what i would eventually spend it on
Find out what day classes start and I will come down to Richmond that weekend. Any broad who claims to be 18-21 will be promptly ID'd. My job has trained me to spot a fake from a mile away, and I don't need a statutory rape charge.
I'm confused are we getting high or did someone actually die?
Highlight of my night: you taking that shot of garlic butter and then throwing the empty container down on the stairs and saying FUCK.
Well, I have a text in my phone that just says "Scrumtrelescent" from a girl I have in here as "Cheesy Tits", so you figure out how my night was going.
nothing says "fuck you jocks from high school my life is better than yours" like bringing 5 grand in 20s to the bar
Hyyypothetically, what would you do if you happened to see my boobs on the internet?
Let's put it this way. Mom is bringing me a new shirt and I smell like lube.
Let he who has not made drunken spaghetti at 3 a.m. cast the first stone.
He tried to do a JoJo pose and wound up breaking his wrist in the process. Truly a story for the ages.
Who the fresh hell put 2 pillows a raincoat and a guitar on top of me to keep me warm last night
This whole brainwashing thing is easy!
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