Mind blown. Apparently, it's PRErogative, not PERogative. I blame Bobby Brown.
just saw an old couple make out...not too sure how I feel about it. though I will admit at one point I was thinking "oh yeah! get that!"
i was just outside smoking and i saw a hooker sing "i wish i knew who your daddy was" to her new born baby. someone explain to me why i ever left chicago to go to college...
Last night was def like the makeout party episode of full house
i've lived in the woods for so long, as long as its post-op, i don't care.
I went with the blow up doll and I'm glad I did.
I'm afraid my bank account can't handle syllabus week.
Just hungoverly hit my funny bone with a hot straightener. Triple threat.
Just to give you a heads up, I am going home with your ex-boyfriend.... You can't be mad because he was my ex-boyfriend first
After she saw a msg in his phone from me that listed the reasons why I love his cock, I don't think I can deny fucking her ex.
Part of me was thinking I should go old school and get a chasity belt before the semester starts. Really lock that shit down. But then I thought, fuck that. I'm going to hit that campus like an f5 whorenado
I've friend zoned this boy hard. I made him change my nipple rings before he went home.
The doctor that gave me my std test is trying to hook me up with her daughter lol
"Douchebag of the Year" award goes to the guy who didn't reply to the picture of my tits.
Why is there a pair of panties on my front lawn?
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