Going to Kmart high is like jumping in a time machine back to the 80s
getting caught by my parents in bed with another guy was way easier coming out than telling them over dinner like I had planned.
i really care about you, respect you, another gay word, and another gay word... lets just drink
I really have to stop waking up in hot tubs on Friday mornings.
It's official. I am the girl who threw up in the library. Hangovers and midterms do not mix.
I got my little bro high for the first time... Turns out the two of us stoned together is a mess. We spent 10 minutes trying to communicate with each other using just our eyebrows.
I'm in the middle no shirt white shorts humping the white dustbuster next to the guy shooting off the tazer infront of the two guys humping on the bicycle
I don't think a gay three way is the best way to confirm your sexuality.
Twice. I only peed my pants twice tonight.
1. Why did we have the team Chirstmas party in November 2. Why didn't anyone tell me the coaches were invited 3. Why did coach get the giant vibrator I brought
Weird thing is that's not the first time I've been felt up by a Santa. Happens every year
I just can't have sex in the car again. it's just too much
If I die at work, I want you to have my mustache collection
we decided to take the jello everclear shot at the party...didnt think it tasted any different....o dear god...the regret..
Why did you buy a cock ring?
I’m going to propose to his penis
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