I've had a Margarita with salt, but I have to say I was impressed by the Stoli and Sprite rimmed with adderall
Buying $100 worth of beef jerkey sounded like a terrific idea last night.
Sarah Palin just got hired for Fox News. Watch out Jersey Shore... there's a new drinking game in town
I wish Denzel Washington would coach my flip cup team..
You can't just say things like "great depression theme party" and then not respond.
It's a line of coke at 10 a.m. kind of Saturday. Don't be a pussy about life.
Make sure to show her the sewer we were arrested in on your tour.
drunk old tina is grateful for 14 yr old tina for placing glow-in-the-dark stickers on my light switch...just avoided so many injuries
you said you wanted to feel how much my penis weighed for educational purposes
there isn't one for "I'll give you an I'm sorry blowjob" but that's also an option you have. in the meantime here is an emoticon of a caterpillar
I think we should go through the tsa checkpoint with raging hardons when we go through LAX. I think we should pass out some viagra to everyone
Last time i carry you out of a forest
On our way there. Drinking my beer out of a coffee pot. Cuz it's my bday
She had YOLO tattooed on her ass. Like, one cheek said YO, the other said LO. Even I can't handle that level of hot mess.
He sent me a dick pic from his living room and it has pictures of his three kids in the background
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