I'm 3 blocks south of you watching drag queens.
i just bought weed at the top of a mountain, best decision of our lives to go to school in colorado.
The guy in front of me got in the club with his green card, that's awesome
Headed to the bar now. If I smell faintly of latex and tuna, it's just the new scent I'm trying.
Currently separating the burrito I just stuffed in my purse from the weed in my half smoken bowl that was already in it. My what the fuck moment beats yours.
afterward, he apologized, hugged me, and then gave me a granola bar and said “this is my apology gift.”
all im saying is that if he was a normal person, he would have fucked me by now.
U should just post that picture of u two on facebook with the caption, does anyone know this girl? If so please tell her to take plan b, thanks
Can't wait to hear which one of you won the 'fuck a bigger geek' contest last night. Queen Amidala vs Lara Croft. See you at breakfast.
You should not be allowed to go away on the weekends I plan on getting drunk on. I need someone to stop me from punching this guy in the face. It's simple room mate etiquette.
Am I allowed to be in denial about being gay again? Or is that one of those things you can't do?
I'm just like... Utterly amazed that we're still alive at this point. Who'da thunk it....
I'm trying to find some better sex background music so his neighbors don't hate us. This is tedious.
I can't believe we broke the fucking lamp.
*i* can't believe believe we broke the lamp fucking.
I am luring the porn star to my house with chicken!
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