How did you manage that?
Told her it wasn't GENITAL herpes... just ORAL herpes... on my penis
lol... jersey girls rock
Whyyyyy do my fingers smell like Chinese food.
Fuck the gym. I just shaved m'cooch and my pants now fit looser.... Dont judge me.
She's like a coupon for free blow jobs. No purchase necessary.
This is my last and worst hangover of the decade...I almost cherrish it
I understand Curling. That high.
I'm in the bar bathroom about to pass out. But it's ok cause I set my alarm to go off for last call.
i'm drinking margaritas from a pouch...really dont think i'm in the position to judge anyone...
I don't want to have to force feed him my vagina!!
Dude she's famous. She's on an episode of campus pd. Can't not fuck her
It blows my mind that pandora doesn't have an : I want to lay in bed in the dark and be sad and cold and eat frozen mangos and chipotle all day station
I'm pretty sure male strippers are the last things I need in my life right now.
I'm gonna forget you just shared your personal blowjob aesthetic with me and move on
Curing hangovers with more alcohol was a great idea for the first five days
Yeah. I hurt his pride. But he's not over it. And by it I mean me.
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