he kept asking me "do you love it? tell me you love it" as I was riding him.
and...?
I told him it was alright.
every single kid we've ever known, every single person we've gotten blow jobs from, every single person we've hit home runs with... is at dennys right now
seriously my hangover is so bad I feel like my eye lashes make blinking a workout
3 things. 1. is this real life 2. my liver hates me 3. keg race tonight
He somehow managed to bang-mail me last night. I woke up this morning to a voicemail from 1:54 a.m. of moaning and screaming. I now know how talented he is and how annoying I am to have sex with.
i lost his rear view mirror, your phone charger, and my lesbian virginity. 21 isn't shaping up too well so far.
You guys don't happened to be dressed as gladiators, do you?
im that hungover where parking at red lights has to be done
Well just watched a guy puke in a trash can then proceed to pick pizza outta said trash can and eat it
I feel like I'm laying on a pillow cloud. With little baby angel fingers between me and the cloud lifting me up. Singing hymns in my ear.
I asked if anyone's pants felt wet on the bottom, like a half hour after mine did. I had just peed my pants i had gotten so high no biggie
He said I gave him the best head he's ever had and I bowed. I BOWED.
He has no idea I'm scrolling through Instagram while he's going down on me. I'm so bored.
Oh BTW the next time I see you I don't care where we are your dick will be going into some part of my body.
I'm going to blackout. I realize this
Randomize
