Wearing these hooker shoes was a mistake
All I'm saying is that she needs to invest in some razors. But her head game is great. The pros and cons in last minute hook-ups
I don't like finding out that my fuck buddy is a good person.
I think the name vodka for a girl is amazing
She left me naked in my bed and without my phone I had her give me her phone number on the calculator on my laptop. It might be fake.
Why we can't turn this into a healthy friendship where I cheat on my boyfriend with you and you feel better knowing everything wrong with my life is beyond me.
Got to the gym, getting changed, found a jello shot in my shoes.
Wait, just ask him if can you can join in. You haven't lived until you've taken part in a threesome with your father...or so I've heard
And thanks to you I'm pretty sure I'm banned from every qdoba in south carolina. And cab company
The holidays are too long. I always run out of adderall before I run out of family. you got any left?
Alls I wanted was a fun New Years but I end up fingering a geico sales representative on a futon and giving her a ride to work the next morning
he went down on me to a drake song and now i think i need a penicillin shot
I know you're on a date and I should leave you alone but about twenty minutes ago I realized I haven't been spanked in years so if you're still looking for a birthday present, you know, consider it.
He took me out, we slept together, and he sent me home this morning with fresh cantaloupe. #husbandstatus
I think I got into an argument with my cat's former owner about what a BDSM relationship entails.
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