Wow that girl who lives a couple houses down is going out wearing butterfly wings a skirt and fishnets
I thidmdmk you'gre a special person
I'm at the house listening to vengaboys alone. Please come home.
All I'm saying is that whoever owned the wheelchair clearly didn't need it or they wouldn't have been able to leave it there
Ever have a day where u just waNna wake up get a blow job eat food and chill I just want today to be that day
He puked on the grill while the burgers were on. We had to go to taco bell
I called her 20 times. Apparently she went home to do MORE shots before bed. Didnt miss me until this morning. WHO FORGETS THEIR HIGHSCHOOL SISTER AT A FRAT?
He made me sneak beer in the diaper bag... guess who is winning 2012 parents of the year
There's always a certain something about a day that begins with your panties in your purse.
Beer acquired. Food is cooking
Wow, you are almost sliding into home plate for some stellar fellatio
He is indeed a crazy mutha fucka. But mark my words. MARK MY WORDS. My job has placed me at the same party as Tom Cruise. I. Am. Fucking. The. Crazy. Out. Of . That. Alien . Fucker.
L'Shannah Tovah!
Whats that? My new stripper name?
His mom walking in on us having sex was probably the highlight of the night
Well I woke up naked, with a santa hat on, and a bag of beef jerky next to me. So yeah, I would say it was a pretty successful trolley
this is the 3rd time this week I've gone to the liquor store to stock up for the next 2 weeks
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