He told me he wouldn't do any drunk sluts but me. I guess that's sort of a compliment...?
Idk. I woke up marinating in beer on my beanbag. Idk what you mightve done.
at what point last night did we decide it was okay to let me hitch hike to another bar?
You offered me some of your "Jungle Juice." It was just 151 and Absinthe. I don't know how you are still alive.
Will you be my therapist? I don't want to tell me secrets to a strange person and be judged all over again when you have already taken the time to do it. Oh and I will pay you with alcohol
I threw up this morning to Silent Night playing in background. It was actually quite soothing.
I woke up and sent him a text that said 'I'm sorry forever'
He said he'd prefer a photo rather than discuss politics, I sent him a snapchat "conservative shorts 4 conservative man". He said "be liberal"
Has anyone ever blacked out at an art show your dad brought you to?
Everyone thinks it's an okay idea now until I'm overdoing it on the vodka/clubs, dancing on a table, trying to make out with the groom.
He called me 'pal' while complimenting how well I took his load on my face. I've officially been fuckbuddy-zoned.
Today is get drunk without showing anyone my penis day
he took my bra off with his teeth, THEN decided he just wanted to make out and cuddle. i don't know what the female version of blue balls is, but i've been living with it since 1 a.m.
I wish period tracker had a "on this day" also so i can see who i was with this day last year.
I haven't answered because I haven't figured out a polite way of saying fuck no
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