WTF I just almost got ran over by a fucking cop!!!!!!
LOL you shoulda thrown yourself in front for money. Fucking cops!
used his ipod to set the mood...1st song was livin on a prayr 2nd song was disco stick
i expected more from guys that i meet at the jersey shore.
the cashier wished me a happy fathers day while i bought condoms
Where are I am going home with Ryan
I don't know who this or Ryan is but it is probably too late to talk you out of it
i just hate vaginas for liking penis's insside them
Tonight we are playing Scuba-Keg. Getting keg now. I'll explain when i get home.
it was literally the size of a crayloa marker. i didnt know what to do with it so i just sat there
he got mad becuase i made more noise when he gave me a back massage then i do when we actually have sex
I also just told a guy I was available for counseling in case he needed to 'bang' things out. I've become a monster.
Also, lets remember that we have known each other for nearly a decade and our two most recent photos to one another are boxes of plan b
I mean. I'm excited for the Seahawks too. I just love nachos.
Right now you and beer are my only friends.
Lol woke up with mangoes in bed with me
Beer Olympics must happen in honor of the legit Olympics.
It's not even 8pm on a Friday and I've already got a guy to tell me how big his penis is. Watched anything good on Netflix lately?
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