the third sister isn't as attractive as the other two but I will do her anyway to finally pull off the fabled family hat trick.
I just heard these 2 kids from flint and Detroit arguing over whose economy is worse... It's really sad what passes for competition in Michigan these days
Just did lines off a tackle box. Love Montana.
Maybe she got knocked up by accident. I still refuse to believe that anyone actually INTENTIONALLY gets pregnant.
It's not my theme song, it's my blowjob song. There's a difference.
I'm concerned you might be passed out on a random rooftop right now. Not concerned enough to do anything about it. Hope you're alive. Goodnight.
I think he thought he was a gentleman because he bought me the most expensive plan b at cvs
We just did a shot to "getting laid in the bar bathroom". I love where this thursday is headed
Getting drunk and throwing things at people isnt the same with you not here. Remember when you dislocated my elbow and then popped it back in in one motion?
I missed rounds this morning...my senior resident hooked me up to and IV and made me stay in the clinic because he said I didn't look presentable enough to walk around the hospital
I was 100% done.. I used my vibrator while eating cold pizza. Shit was magical.
The sex may be the only reason I like him. I've confused the multiple orgasms for feelings.
I just sent a dick pic to a number on Craigslist, this may be my new low
im in DESPERATE NEED OF A COMPANION RIGHT NOW I’M MOTHER FUCKING TRIPPING SOLID GOLD BALLS
Your amazing boobs made me fall in love with boobs. I never cared about boobs you should be proud
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