sorry i walked in and ruined it, but i had to laugh she looked like a pile of bologna the way you had her pinned up on the wall
it's gonna be a chat room kind of night
i have to start hiding my credit card when i drink i woke up this morning with 4 emails from Farmville telling me i spent over $800 on coins last night
Let's create a 16 and pregnant drinking game
Mark my words im gonna be the drunkest groomsman outta spite for him having his wedding on a gameday
It's like he's trying to get head in every car except his.
If I had to give her an idea on what it means to be ur date I would compare it to being Ralph macchio's gf in the first karate kid... That's one of the coolest things I've ever said... I love drugs.
yea. Don't mess. He will heal me. But my blowjobs will be historical.
THC water in my coffee on the way to work. How's your Tuesday?
They need to leave so I can start drinking shamefully.
The impact your presence has on my vagina without even putting your hands on me is quite astonishing, impressive and a little disturbing.
After last night I never want to be in the back of a cop car again. No leg room.
So, my eyeglasses somehow ended up in my nightstand drawer and they're covered in lube.
Same encounter she body slammed me to the floor and than humped me
I'm like the kinda excited when David After Dentist stands up in his seat, screams, and collapses
Randomize
