question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
watching espn. realized that the exact place those sportcenter guys are is where I got laid on the beach last superbowl. my sex spot is broadcasted nationwide
Life lesson. Learning to pee left handed is easier than learning brickbreaker left handed. Rather lose a few drops than a few lives
As a side note, my abs are sore. Most likely cause? Orgasms. Thank you.
Let's have a moment of silence for the guinea pig that drunk chick threw out our window.
You were sad because he was "taking it out on the plant"
If you can't find your cat in the morning it's cause i put him in the laundry basket and then put the laundry basket in the shower.
who knew i was capable of sobriety and human-like emotions all in the same night?
i woke up hungover wearing my gym shorts and the condom from last night. Wine bar thursdays rule.
When exactly does a bender just become a lifestyle?
The staples of my diet are Labatt Blue, Xanax, and brick cheese.
I should have never moved out...
I just ordered cookies for delivery. My life is falling apart.
Once again, marijuana saves me from going to jail
He is married, and has a regrettably large penis. I need to find another one right away to get myself out of this mess.
How big does a penis have to be before it becomes regrettably so?
Very interesting. Let's just say I got home last night and threw up, found a joint in my bra, and woke up naked in my bed
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