im gay
i know
yea but for you.
Sandra Bullock looks like the most recent Michael Jackson
I sat in the mc D drive thru and refused to move till the chick gave me her number
Don't you hate it when all three people suddenly sober up in the middle of a threesome. Awwwwkward.
just tried to pee in the sink at wendys...need to stop letting my drunk habits get into my sober life
I would ask why there is a chair tied to the door of the fridge.. but I am not sure anyone knows the answer.
Throwing up in the car while my mom drives, sister holds the bag & my dad holds my hair. This is how my family bonds.
Drinking, I should not. Got here I don't know. Still drunk, I am. At courtneys.
I'm gonna eat you out with that hat on so it looks like beaker's doing it. And I'm gonna go "memememememe"
I just watched Matt try to put on a pillowcase thinking it was a t-shirt.
So much rum. So many feels.
Officially crunch time. It's my last year of grad school and I've yet to get blown in a school library. The parking garage was less than a block away though.
Our drunk hook up was interrupted by the delivery guy. When he came back to my room we ate the gyros and went back to sex like we didn't take a lunch break.
All this studying of HIV makes me want to have sex with you.
Well we found Mark's missing underwear. They're pinned up on Mike's trophy wall.
Randomize
