I let some guy put hot sauce in my asshole for his birthday
first time Ive ever had to stop sex to go pass out in the kitchen floor...
so after the bed broke we walked out of the room to a standing ovation
Sad news: I might have to institute a "once-per-day" policy on getting trashed downtown. Sorry, reputation.
Get in the lobby, you have to sign my boxers
I never want to hear the words 'my therapist says . . . ' while naked again.
Is that a tongue signal to get over there? That's how my two heads are taking it.
hotdog in my bra and i still managed to score. Got a bit freaked when he tried to eat it though. I paid 3 bucks for that fucking hotdog.
I'm just sad for you. It sucks that the 17 douchebag asshole guys you're fucking can't morph into one nice, normal, non-alcoholic guy that has a drivers license and no criminal history.
My face feels like its stuck between a ball sack and an asshole.
You said that we all need to "head out like a boner through sweatpants and get fucked." Jager night was a success.
My last google search is "how to build a flamethrower"
I feel you. We can get adjoining rooms. It'll be like Disney world, but with drugs and ivs instead of roller coasters and Mickey Mouse.
Which is way cooler
Well I either feel like the fat girl or very accomplished because his bed is now broken in three places
Through a complicated series of events, I wound up in the desert with a blue chick from comic-con. we lost peter. if you're alive, please come get us.
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