Will you Wikipedia Vin Diesel? Is he gay? It's important...
Getting pregnant off pre-cum is like getting high off erasers
just saw the guy i hooked up with last nights' face on a billboard. win.
We're having the conversation about what happened last night, all we can come up with is that we came home, drank two litres of lemonade, I took one of her seizure pills and we fell asleep with sabrina the teenage witch on
it was literally the size of a crayloa marker. i didnt know what to do with it so i just sat there
It all boils down to, who else do we know that is willing to buy our friendship?
It's like a new game! Find out if he's circumcised without actually seeing it
no dude free pina colada`s taste like what I would expect my penis to taste like except gay-er.
I am gathering blankets and bags of horse grain to pad my truck bed so I have a comfy place to crash when I get home, without the inconvenience of stairs. Or doors. Or walking. But with the refreshing scent of molasses.
I just love it. It's warm and soft and the rest of the world is so mean. My bed would never be mean to me
He initiated the conversation by sending me a picture of his penis at 4 am
I just wanna get drunk in a castle. Is that so much to ask?
He was like low grade Riff Raff, but I hit it. Twice. His grill popped out the second time.
I may or may not be drinking in a church parking lot.
She asked me to tell her the three words every girl wants to hear so I whispered "I play hockey" in her ear.
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