So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
can we please move this conversation out of my vagina?
Listen, I'm 30. If it doesnt involve a super soaker and some chicken wings, you can count me out.
she's got a whisker from her dead cat taped to the wall. I'm pretty sure that about sums it up...
either my laughing turned him on, or he wanted to shut me up. either way, i dont care. it was amazing.
it went kinda like vodka, childhood memories, screaming/cursing, fist fight, tears, broken shit, passing out. in that order. tis the season.
You know what sound is wonderful for a hangover? Listening to the horns from the South Africans at the world cup
i wrote down the address for planned parenthood on the back of the receipt for the condom that broke
I really want to text him and congratulate him on having a bigger penis than the guy I dumped him for, but I thought that might be awkward...
I don't know. I just thought I'd put my drinks in my bag and go on an adventure. Like a drunk Bilbo Baggins.
I basically have sex lined up for me in three different countries. If that's not a feat I don't know what is
I know you are gonna wanna ask a lot of questions but when we are home I need to cover your face with deli meat and photograph it
My now ex hook up buddy realized I was hooking up with others when she saw my spotify sex playlist making appearances on fb. fml
how do you always get into these "we banged the same dude now lets be friends" situations???
chicken nuggets make me a bit homicidal
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