Call me when you're up
Great dream, you were in it
There's limited edition cherry vanilla nyquil. It's like they know how much I hate myself and they're giving me a consolation prize.
Numbies before the dentist, such a good idea.
making out was so insane. it felt like our tongues were paintbrushes made of waves and we were painting an ocean galazy
Wake up, take the dog to the trails, puke in the woods. More days should start like this.
Its okay, i dont mind you drinking, im just surrounded by it, there is some random dude laying on your couch with a bucket that ive never seen before
I keep looking at his nude pics and crying because ill never see it in person again.
Being with her was like shitty sexual fear factor big ass sausage nipples over sized outty belly button i was scared and drunk tell know one
He recreated the night that started all my mothers days. We shared a joint, drank Boones Farm, and dry humped to the Beastie Boys. Then I cried over MCA's death. Best. Gift. Ever.
All I've done for this 11 hour car ride is kegel and listen to our sex playlist so your dick better be good and ready
is it acceptable to cross the border for sex?
Are you sexting with minion stickers right now?
It's the third day of class and I got told I smell like a distillery.
You're a disaster
Wanna date?
Yea.. And you'll love me a whole lot more when I start letting my vagina make all the decisions..
Randomize
