I have no morals, kinda like you have no standards
None
I hate thxgiving break now because that totally means I'm not able to have sex for a week.
she said my body looked tiny like it was a bad thing and then didn't even mention how great my tits look. it's like we're not even friends.
I didn't take her seriously until she snorted that ramen noodle flavor packet...
Well after last night it's official...I cannot die...it time to use this power for good instead of handle contests
Would it be in bad taste to ask Marky Mark to sign the vibrator I named after him?
Ps I got my nipple pierced. You're just gonna have to accept me for the tool I am and I don't wanna hear any shenanigans.
My therapist thinks I shld paint u something to show u my appreciation 4 ur friendship. 1) she must think I'm rite on the brink of no friends 2) this is real
My boobs are feeling quite sensitive so I told them, " you is smart, you is kind, you is important" that should do the trick.
Can we go one day without you telling me that your dick misses me
im glad im back to a point in my life where i have enough sex to sometimes be offered and be like naw im good.
I'm slowly starting to accept that you have to be a sociopath to be attracted to me
We aren't doing Shrooms tonight bc that would be friendship cheating on you
I never thought I would encounter a situation that was "Too Gay" for me...and yet there I was.
I feel kind of like we’re in a gang and tonight is one of those “people are gonna know not to fuck with us” type of nights. And then tomorrow I am going to learn to pole dance. I’m not really sure how I got to this point in my life… but I like it.
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