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my clit piercing makes the metal detector go off
life is all about the fine print - all i wanted was a fucking pony.
All I learned from that experience was that drinking scotch out of a crunk goblet was bad news.
Sorry for trying to give you my dresser last night. Are any of the drawers still in your car?
Tell me you didn't really piss in the hookah.
It's all good, I've hated people for lesser reasons than being my ex boyfriend's favorite pro athlete of all time
Friends don't brand friends with cigars. It's not how it works.
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Her tutu was on the floor and she wouldn't take off her crown. She kept saying you're fucking a princess!
Watching a guy masturbate in real time is a lot less theatrical than porn had me to believe.
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i texted "amiibo vore" to my insurance agent instead of someone else. do you think they'll raise my rates out of disgust?
Are you drunk already?
Not already - at LAST.
U NO SLUT. YOUR HEART IS JUST FREE.
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