can you come get me at the bar
ill be there in 10 min
can we stop off at build a bear on the way home
i wish i could google "things to eat in my fridge" so i wouldnt have to go downstairs and be disappointed
She's dressed as Musafa. How could this not be a good idea?
This exeeds the amount of high I planned on being.
Lets be real here, you loved it when I was on top. With and without the machete.
When you get to his house tomorrow, follow your instincts. Find the cat first.
The fun I thought I would be having now when I was six is vastly different from what I am currently doing. Hurraaay sex and vicodin.
Sorry about the whole your mom seeing my face up your ass situation
Now I'm ashamed that I wore a bra
I am so sorry for drunk texting you r kelly lyrics
She told me she loves wine, but hates the mud butt the next day. Dude, way to much info on a second date.
if it makes u feel better, i skipped class so i could go to a sex convention in jersey a few hours earlier than if i went to class.
i woke up this morning with a fake eyeball in my pocket
there's still a lot i don't remember, like why my iphone's nailed to your wall
Every time I see this chick she's swimming naked at a pool party. That's gotta mean something right?
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