that drag queen yelled at him and touched me to make him jealous and said things like this is what a real man feels like. it was a thrill.
i miss you and i wish you were peeing between my legs right now. in a platonic way
i celebrated the independence of our country by dry heaving tequila all morning. so classy. happy 4th.
all i know is that they all tuched my pee cup last night.
And then he asked me why the subtitles were in Arabic. The television was off.
You asked the officer if he could bring you to the same jail as T.I.
so exactly what does one wear to an abortion clinic?
I think a used vibrator from amazon.com is a great valentines day gift foe my ex.
I can't believe I had to convince you to not drink butter.
The other. Cat spoke to me and left. This shit is laced
The first cat might save me but they are taking out masks
I literally just got propositioned by a sugar daddy.
OUR DREAMS ARE BEING REALIZED. THIS IS NOT A DRILL.
Btw he dated my mom. You're Eskimo siblings with my mom. Good job.
Some guy is here using a taser on people. I'm up next
Was asked out on a date tonight on Linked In. That creepy genius at apple that touched my butt one time in the back stairwell. I thinks it's fair to say I've hit rock bottom.
Can I get my morals surgically removed?
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