What are you talking about? And how drunk are you?
Both
I wish scraping a resin bowl could be considered cleaning.
I need to get the stench of sex and broken dreams out of my room
apparently he's bringing me two things i like. he said one was him and i'm assuming the other one is his penis
Will you please bring me a line of coke at work without asking questions?
He has until sunday, then my legs are officially closed to him
4 girls from the bar, me, strip basketball. here. NOW
I just totok an inventory of my purse: 1 apple, 1 pair of underwear, 7 condoms, $18 in ones, a check with "for sexual healing" in the subject line, and a 4 oz bottle of wine.
Oh! and a letter from a judge saying I got an interview. Cause that balances it out.
There is nothing quite so pathetic as sitting in bed in your underwear eating easy mac in complete silence, waiting for Netflix to load
I fucked him on my yoga mat. Then we wake and baked and ate granola. So yes, you could say I found my center.
You said you liked how I put the cream cheese on.
Not at all! I'll let your potential employer know you have a huge dick
hey, so i dont know your name. but im guessing we had sex last night. seeing that you're in my phone as "had sex time thursty thursday guy"
I got a gay guy to motorboat me. These tits could change the world, I'm telling you.
send nudes
from the living room?
Randomize
