Tickle wars 95% of the time end in sex.
Even if you were sober, spitters are STILL quitters, end of story.
wasted. watching meteors, awesome idea i ever had, see 2 for every 1 with ma double vision
Just ran into my ex in the WOMENS bathroom. He said I did this to him. Swore he never wore my clothes but said he liked my skirt. I need vodka.
UPDATE: lighting the grill with Bacardi. Haven't slept. Forgot the hamburger buns. Almost out of our eighth handle.
Drunk. The frashmen love me. Give them. Toilrt paper. And shiots
You always have that cute deer in the headlights look. Thats what made showing you my penis for the first time so disconcerting.
We got really stoned and then we fucked. Then he made me a panini.
Oooh, he sounds pretty classy
Actually, not at all. We were stoned so he made me a peanut butter panini. With a Rollo in the middle of it. And he left the panini press on all night. I could have died.
He sat on me and said I owed him $10, when I asked why he just said "lap dance"
I still can't get over the fact that he thinks I have my life together... That has to be one of the nicest yet most sadly misled things anyone has ever said about me
so the kid in line in front of me at walmart just bought roses and a Plan B pill. Happy Valentines Day.
Ok next time we are filming it. You bring the camera and I'll buy more socks
Once again I let my vagina make the decisions...that and vodka :(
I need to leave my mind and my stupid vagina are having fight over who's right
He ate me out for my sailor moon manga and I gave him a blowjob for his Devilman manga. Pretty sweet deal imo
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