On a scale of one to trashy, how is this: Got drunk, gave a guy a hand job. In the middle of the bar
I think you broke the trashy scale
Dude you picked up her Chihuahua and threatened to kill it yelling "it's not cinco de mayo, bitches"
Things got a little weird when he fired up his homemade flamethrower in the living room.
it's sunday funday. and also, who can outslut the other day.
He played a tape of his mad rapping skills after the final...his rapper name was Mad Stylz and he rapped about all the pussy he got in the 90's. I love Sociology.
BEER BONG IN THE STOCKROOM COME IN TO WORK TODAY
Yeah like 200 white people came and they are playing that one Biggie Smalls song everyone knows.
well the night couldnt get much worse after she peed all over herself and the sidewalk.
The number of males in the usa getting circumsized are decreasing. Keep this in mind when we become cougars
Ahh, 151. Think of it this way: it took one shot to get you buzzed, I took eight. I may or may not have broken a tv with my skull that night and met someone's parents naked and hungover the next morning.
I totally straight up jacked your pants. I am so sorry.
I couldn't find any flowers so I brought her a cat.
Nice. Ask if they watched saved by the bell. yes=legal. No=jailbait
I found a used condom and a hairbrush in my dryer this morning.
Hiring someone to do your laundry would be a good investment.
I just made deviled eggs for everyone not passed out. Im officially becoming a drunk chef.
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