okay pat passed out under dana's car
Godddamnit i jsu woke up in oharee. My connecxtion left an hro ago. Thosse flight atttendants can DRinK
fine then we can just have courtesy sex i definetly won't like it
ejected that DVD during the department meeting.. it was our porn from last night. I have a new nick-name at work.
The size of her hoop earrings are directly related to how much of a slut she is.
do you ever get flashbacks of ppl you had sex with and just shudder at how gross they were/how drunk you were?
story of my life.
So not only did you shoot down my invitation and prob walked past my house but now ur excluding me from a wet t shirt contest which btw i totally would have won
I had to photo shop your nipple piercings. that was extremely awkward.
we're meeting twins and drinking tequila. i love life
Well my ankle is fucked up, everytime it pops I have a reminder of $200. Jager bomb night and the day we began to rebuild our friendship.
my roommate just said she thinks she got a flashback or some memory of me getting hit by a car.
One last thing: he lists glow sticks and tacos as things he can't live without. How would we not be friends??
I'M OFFICIATING THIS WEDDING. HOLY SHIT.
I or someone else dumped a lot of glitter into my boobs last night.
As a gift to myself for being so awesome at being single, I'm going to buy a vibrator
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