you kept calling numbers in ur phone book and saying, "I love your show, I'm a long time listener, first time caller."
I just punched cris angel in the balls. I have photos.
Would love to except that I crashed into a hearse in a funeral procession about an hour ago so I think that pretty much put an end to my day.
Just sponge bathed with a swissper. Thrush inevitable. Shaking.
She pulled out a handful of chest hair. And then gave the room a Brave Heartesque speech.
I'm calling into work tomorrow for day drinking and kitten shopping. Totally legitimate.
He took a picture with a naked dude. I think he just walked out of that deep ginger closet.
You tried to sit down... There was a distinct lack of couch.
You were all "think outside the box, inside the bag!" as you filled your camelback with beer.
At first I was horrified but then he explained that he shave a "soul patch" on his balls... And I was still horrified, but I went with it.
I was so high I didn't realize I'd put on someone else's bra. I thought my boobs had shrunk.
Left my wallet at the store. Wouldn't have noticed if the joint I just rolled wasn't in it.
I think a major source of concern would be the fact you snorted a shot. Who does that?
We'll handle his penis the same way we handle day drinking; together.
I’ve been home 1 day and already had sex with my ex and got a blowie from her cousin and currently I’m getting molested by a cougar at the bar!!!! Plenty to give thanks for this year!!!!
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