Just found a shot glass and plan b in my backpack...
Im guessing the shot glass is for plan c?
So two questions...why am I covered in muffins and are there pictures of this.
You were shirtless with a cowboy hat in 15 degree weather then u shotgunned a can of mixed vegetable Progresso soup
I'm starting to blur the boundary between reasonable senioritis and self-destruction. Somewhat-openly hittin the flask in 11am class
I just hit the bong during the whole bday song then blew the candles out with my exhale.
Sorry for screaming that you were an apple in spanish at the bar last night, that was the wine talking
My roommate said I banged on the wall and said, "this dude eats pussy like a champ."
we def had a heart to heart that turned into a BJ last night
i fell into a bathtub last night and broke the fall with my forehead. my forehead is bruised
Do you remember biting my ear and whispering quotes of Pride and Prejudice last night?
When i said i was brazilian i swear to god he started to tear up
Thank you for helping a fellow gay friend today. You are sublime and deserve free tickets to the Ellen show
PLEASE LET MY BIRD FUCK YOUR BIRD
Word. I want it involving like... sing-a-longs and sniffing glue.
She picked a quarter off the floor, kissed it "for luck" and won the $20,000 jackpot. She bought dinner and stayed sober to drive us home. This is a typical example of a visit with my sister.
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